More cow-i-ness

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  Marji Reineke Franklin Mooooo

  Yesterday at 8:59am via mobile · Like
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  Mary Lou Cowen MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  Yesterday at 9:00am · Like
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  Terrie Lynn Gelman Q. What do you call a cow that has been knighted by the queen??? A. Sir Loin Steak

  Yesterday at 9:01am · Like · 1
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  Terrie Lynn Gelman Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
  A: Lean Beef
  
  Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
  A: Ground Beef

  Yesterday at 9:02am · Like · 1
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  Terrie Lynn Gelman Q: Why do cows wear bells?
  A: Because their horns don't work.

  Yesterday at 9:03am · Like
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  Mary Lou Cowen HaHaHaHA

  Yesterday at 9:03am · Like

  • Terrie Lynn Gelman Q: What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
    A: a Milk Dud

    Yesterday at 9:05am · Like
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    Mary Lou Cowen So you can hear them coming...

    Yesterday at 9:06am · Like
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    Terrie Lynn Gelman A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket.
    It went in one ear and out the udder!

    Yesterday at 9:07am · Like · 1
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    Terrie Lynn Gelman NOW.....noooooooooooowwwwww I am going to go and be crafty for a bit. Hahahahahaha

    Yesterday at 9:08am · Like · 1
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    Terrie Lynn Gelman Okay......wellllllllllllllllllll......maybe time for one more.......... There was a herd of cattle all standing on a hill when an earthquake struck. All of the cows fell down, but the bull remained standing. The farmer noticing this went out and asked the bull, "Why didn't you fall down like the rest of the herd. The bull replied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."

    Yesterday at 9:09am · Like · 1