craigslist

Not that I want a full time job or anything....being officially retired is great.....I have been glancing through craigslist and TWC for a bit now. The ads on craigslist totally amuse me.

Examples (I cut and pasted straight from the ads, by the way)
#1
* Ability to Handle Walking Customers
* Expert Skills in MS EXCELL And WORD ( ONLY APPLY IF YOU ARE GOOD WITH EXCELL AND WORD )
~~~ Yet, they don't even know how to spell Excel....and I am guessing they mean walk-in customers??~~~

#2
* Accuracy, able to follow instructions and attention detail are of vital importance as is the willing to adapt to changes.
~~~They were not able to write the above sentence correctly themselves, no wonder they need help in the office. HA~~~

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Okay.....so how about this part of an ad for Customer Service I just found on craigslist???

*We offer vacation, paid holidays, medical coverage (in which the company pays 75% of the premiums), option for AFLAC and the opportunity to make money.

~~~Ummmmm don't most jobs give you the opportunity to make money? I mean, that is why we work, right?? hahahaha ~~`