Weed pullin' outfit
TA DA!!!
Here we have the official, approved by the Queen of TMON (me, hehe), front yard weed pullin' outfit.
Please note how lively it is. It sports the summer neon green shirt
(with white butterflies, none the less) on top of totally sexy purple
crop pants. The shoes are the ever popular sparkle style Sketchers flip
flop. (Flip flops ensure one does not put their foot in a shoe a black
widow is calling home.)
Glasses are camo color to help hide her from the weeds as she sneaks up
on them. This is topped off with a wonderful bright red hat encrusted
with a silver bling star.
The Queen is proudly displaying her
brand new shovel and the coveted red handle hoe, that only the Queen is
allowed to own. <snicker>
The Judge of outfits in TMON
(also me! hehe) Gives this outfit 4 stars out of 5. Why only 4, you
might be thinking to yourself.......well, it is because of the cows.
Every time they see this outfit, they break out in laughter. One even
snorted milk out her nose!
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Oh, I forgot to mention, the brand new, do not match anything at all, gloves.
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