Gerbil

*Taking a bow*
Yes, yes.....I am the great and fearless gerbil catcher.
<beaming with pride>

Okay, fine.....in all truthfulness.....I was just sitting in my spot.....kind of waiting for a headache to go away......when one of G=girl's gerbils walks by the baby gate into our room. He stops, looks in at me, and says "hey Grammie". Then proceeds to head on down the hall.

I jump up and yell "GERBIL!!!" Here comes the daughter....who calls for G-son1. Pull out the couches, do some fancy footwork....and viola! Two wayward gerbils are now tucked safely away in their habitat.