Happy v-day

It is 11:00 here at the Capital of the Middle of Nowhere. No snow. No rain. No earth shaking. No gale winds blowing. No ice or freeze going on. I have water. The power is on. No cows anywhere around. It is kind or pretty outside with blue and sunny stuff happening.

There must be something wrong, cause it is actually, apparently, a normal day around here.

What's up with that??? hahahahaha